Waffle crack

In an attempt to think "glass is half full".....I imagine everytime I peel my ass off my leather car seats in this excruciating weather....Or off of my waffle lawn chairs....that the Gods are working with my misery and giving me a hair extraction/waxing on the back of my legs and the South 40.

Monotonous Monotonical Monotony

HEY YO!!!! Up at 6am....did a little yoga work out....Thank you Netflix Wii. And I'm dying my hair...(dying, dyeing??) I have done more before 6am than most people do...well.....by 10am.

as I wait for my youth to return, I am watching the news....A. Robin Meade has a blouse on today that could be considered a clusterfuck B. California state employees are making up to $800,000 a year!!! AND Gov. Schwarzenegger is asking them to take a 90% paycut for the remainder of the year to help the Ca. budget....Bwaaaahhhahahaa... whew.. That is the funniest thing he's said since his dialogue in "Twins". C. A man is showing off his new FACE TRANSPLANT! First successful transplant. I wonder what I can do to get one and how I can get in close proximity of Angelina Jolie to slice her face off. I wonder if I can get an Angelina Jolie - life transplant. But then I'd end up insane and with 6 kids. I'd have to put some serious thought into whether or not Brad Pitt would be worth that shit.

Have a good day all my peeps! (aka Sandra)

Slacker-zar!!!

My boss has just renamed me Slacker-zar....this cant be good.

Woke up super tired this A.M. --- Probably staying up till 1am all week long was not a good idea. I have this strange feeling I might be doing that again tonite.

Got dressed, got the kid dressed, packed back pack, packed lunch box, carted our daily lives down the stairs, loaded up the car and the damned car would start.

Tears....of course!

1st point of contact - Dad. 2nd - work. ---Dad headed up, whilest Codye from work came and picked me up. Dad came to the rescue and jumped my car, bought me a new battery and brought it to my office. He's the best!!!!

2nd highlight of the day - figured out what the shit smell is coming from my bathroom. I thought the bathroom rug was mildewed, but taking it out of bathroom did not resolve issue. Then I thought it was the small hand towel I put under the plant for drainage purpose...removed it, still smelly. Finally figured out its the good ol smell of Terra Firma coming from the plant itself! This is the first plant I've ever had that actually lived longer than a month so I am not familiar with that smell. Successful detective work badge - claimed
ITS A LAZY ASS! ITS A BUM! ITS SLACKER-ZAR!!!!!!!!

Note to self...

Keep in mind that these names are probably not a good idea:

Mike Sweeney
Seymour Harry Heiney
Peter Cox
Peter Johnson
and
Ricardo Cabeza

This has been a public service announcement.

Menstrual Cycle over

My coworkers cycle has officially ended. I feel victorious in some strange sense. Feel pretty good for not losing my cool and not kissing his ass. I read this on a friends facebook and its pretty much words to live by:

Wage a clean war.
The wise person can be driven to war, but not to a dishonorable one. Act like the person you are, not the way they make you act. To behave magnanimously towards your rivals is praiseworthy. You should fight not only to win power but also to show that you are a superior fighter. To conquer without nobility is not victory but surrender. The good man does not use forbidden weapons, like the ones he acquires when he breaks up with a friend. Even when friendship ends in hatred, don't take advantage of the trust that was once placed in you. Everything that smacks of treachery is poison to your reputation. Noble people shouldn't have even an atom of baseness. Nobility scorns villainy. You should be able to boast that if gallantry, generosity, and faith were lost in the world, they could be found again in your own breast.

Good stuff.

On another positive note, my daugher officially thinks I'm insane. We got to this level in Super Mario Galaxy where mario is upside down, thus causing the controls to work "backward". If you wanted to go left, you had to push right etc. He was on a timer and had to run this course without getting squashed, without a second to spare. This was extremely difficult for me because I could not control Mario. I was so frustrated, I finally jumped out of my chair, stuck my ass in the TV's face and put my head down between my legs and played upside down. Finished the course on the 1st try!! Meanwhile, the entire time this is happening, Juliet is sitting in the beanbag next to me yelling "Mooooommm, are you insane? Moooooooommm, are you crazy!???"....HA HA!! After I beat the damned level, we high fived each other and then laughed our asses off.

Ah....quality time.

Sleepless night #pi

I am up, after a reeling day! My job still blows...My coworker is still on his period. But alas, thats my "other life". So many things to say on my first blog post! I wont say anything at all! --- The kid is asleep all nice and coooomfy..I will soon follow. I walk thru my house on a regular basis and feel I need to share the insanity in my brain. So, here we are! .....stay tune