My washing machine went out. My entire life I have compared 2 people growing old together as a "washing machine and dryer"...In the sense that when one of them dies, the other one is usually right behind it. I hope that is not the case for me.
Dear Appliance Gods and/or Saints,
If you spare my dryers life, I will forever change my analogy. From now I on, I will describe an elderly couples simultaneous death with the words "when it rains it pours"...or "thats fucked"
Amen.
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